Okay okay okay, even though I promised I wouldn't do as much of the whole poemy-nonsensey-ranty anonymous blogging, I wrote a poem for my creative writing class and I have to post it on here because it's not my usual brand of blog-post-poem lameness, it's a Real! Live! Poem! and the form is important and it actually looks like a poem and I'm a little teeny bit proud of it. And so I'm posting it. And you can all just cry.