Tomorrow morning I have a financial meeting with Mark Taylor, the head of production for Nickelodeon Animation Studios and basically the boss of everyone. I'm supposed to come up with some money-type questions about my paycheck and spending and the likes.
These are the questions I've invented thus far, in case you ever need them around the head of a large corporation:
1. Is there any way I could make more money but do less work?
2. How much money does the average hobo make in a year?
3. Do you know of any places that sell 1970's sweaters for cheap?
My real hopes lie on question #3.
What to do if there's an axe-murderer in your car: scream.