Tuesday, June 14, 2011

a leggy blonde






And no matter how much you will your legs to soak up some UV rays, no matter how much you scold them, no matter how much you plead or say politely, "Please get a little bit tan, Legs. You look like death", they're still going to be white enough to make Edward Cullen jealous when you go to California in two weeks.






Hey, does that tanning lotion stuff work?







Get furious.
-Avery Jalaine


5 comments:

  1. My legs are as white as a fish's belly.
    Jergens Natural Glow works nicely, though I've come to terms with my palor and no longer use it. I really wouldn't worry about it. It's not as though you can actually down an air craft with blinding-white legs. That's just an urban myth. I think.

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  2. jergens does work really well. (: but so does looking like snow white. she's hot, right?

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  3. it doesnt work.
    not that i've tried it...


    i should make this comment anonymous

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  4. Once upon a time I looked at my legs and then I went totally blind.
    The end.

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  5. Story of my life.
    My legs practically glow in the dark. I promise.

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Oh thanks. You're pretty.