Oh, how I wish that I was a cat.
If you said something that I didn't like, I'd scratch your face.
If you blew on my ears, I'd scratch your face.
If you poked me because I was accidentally sleeping on the TV remote, I'd scratch your face.
If I hated you, I'd hiss at the sight of you.
If I was tired, I'd sit down on the floor and then go to sleep there.
If I was cold and you looked warm, I'd climb up on to you and put my head in your sweater.